True Short Story
Demonstration: subjecting the seven standards of textuality seems to be the best objective way to engage the text, the encoder, and the decoder in going in-between the surface and deep structure.
Cohesion: ‘I’ refers to absolute subjectivity (text-type privacy).
Coherence: relations of cause and effect can help easily reaching intended concepts.
Intentionality and acceptability: the intention is pragmatic though the choice of text and way of steering the text in a manner favorable to gain a response.
Informativity, situationality and intertextuality: the context of situation leaves some good space for inferencing which has made the text readable though intendedly very precise.
Here, from a rhetorical point of view, the text has been manipulated many times so as to compact all elements to a higher level though informal in general.